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A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment

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Two guys are walking through a game park and they come across a loin

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While taking the interview the employer asked

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jeff was fast as sleeping in his at bed at 3;00 am when

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A man died and went up to heaven

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A woman goes to the docter with a black eye

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A cab passenger taps the driver on his shoulder to ask a question

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A woman was out driving whern she stalled at a red light

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A blonde told her docter that she was really

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little jhonny walked into his dad's bedroom one day and found him sitting

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A m,an joins the navy and shipped out immediatly to an aircraft

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a foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm

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Bobby was sitting on the porch talking to his Grandpa

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a young japenese girl had been taught all off her life when she

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A call girls brings a client to her condo on lake

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A lady went to a psychiatrist complaing of terrible phobia

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Grandchildren asked their grandfather Grandpa dou you have any

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Mr dwight was conducting a lecture on proper use of

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During a class recitation the teacher asked the student to identify animal whose name styart with letter

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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on flight

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A philosopher was strolling through the forest a decipline

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A kid walks in to class with a shirt ,pants undearware and sockes

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A student comes to a young professor's office hours

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this guy goes into a doctor and sayus doctor doctor you have

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The english teacher called peter for garded recitation

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An old man came to his docter asked for a consultion about a very sensitive problem

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josey wasn,t the best pupil at sunday school

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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens top be her

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john sam and abe three retired friends would

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Sam called his wife said to her in a weak voice hey baby

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A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn . it lifted the roof off

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A woman goes into a tatto prlor and tells the tatto artist that she wants

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Three blondes are talking about there boyfriend. its funny says

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A married man was visiting his girlsfriend one day , when she requested

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A man walks in to a bank and says he want to borrow 200 dollars for six month

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There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. one day someone went to the farm

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Three guys are in a docter office one is drunk

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A lawyer is talking to his client he says i have some good news

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An 80 year old man was having his annoul checkup

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A lady was filling her tank at a gas station smoking a cigarette

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doctor , i need you help the woman says

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john was the cop in a small town where every one knew each other

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An old man went to the doctor complaing that his wife could barely hear

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An older jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love

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so it was jim first time leaving europe , he was exited about visiting america

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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stand very close

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Three young women are at a cocktail party . the conversation

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A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced so he went to the market looking for a rooster

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A man walks into a dimly lit bar and the bartender asks him

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An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman

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